What we need now is some courageous congressperson to introduce a bill to ban assault eggs--never mind that you often can't tell the difference between assault eggs and ordinary eggs, let's just ban them all. Demolish all the chickens and you will never again be confronted with the question of why the chicken crossed to the other side of the road.
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Yes, in the spirit of Sheila Jackson Lee, turn in all your eggs now. Voluntarily now. Forced later. People don't kill. Eggs kill.
Waiting for Walmart to remove all eggs from their shelves...
What we need now is some courageous congressperson to introduce a bill to ban assault eggs--never mind that you often can't tell the difference between assault eggs and ordinary eggs, let's just ban them all. Demolish all the chickens and you will never again be confronted with the question of why the chicken crossed to the other side of the road.
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